SHUT IT DOWN!!!
Spread the word, but there's NO COMPRESSION at 1015 this month. Not sure if it's because of the EXTREME DAMAGE we did to the club last month (who the fuck put a used condom in one of the subs?) or because one of the crew rammed the owner's wife in the green room (SHARP, we're looking at you here), but whatever the case, NO COMPRESSION at 1015 this month.
INSTEAD, WE'VE BEEN BANISHED BY THE MAYOR TO FUCKING OAKLAND!! Something about it's "more appropriate" for our kind of party. WHATEVER GAVIN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!
EAT A DICK 1015, WE'LL BE IN OAKLAND IF YOU NEED US