January 31: The Warm-Up Ends

As you know, January is traditionally a peaceful time down at Compression, a time to reflect on the past year and come together as a crew. Days of calm contemplation, nights of petting wild unicorns and visiting crystal castles. Ahhhhhhh.

This Thursday is the last of these calm moments, a final chance to relax before the coming storm (see below, oh jesus). So this Thursday, Compression invites you to come out, sip some fine cocktails, and raise a hand or two in the air in the name of drum and bass. Granted, things might get COMPLETELY out of hand such that we decide to ride the unicorns over to the crystal castle, destroy the castle, and then sniff the remaining piles of crystal dust, but then we'll just deal with that when it happens.

Compression. Where unicorns roam free and perfectly normal people freak the fuck out and act like idiots from another dimension. See you there.

IN THE WHITE ROOM:
DJ's IVRY, SHARP, MAL & AYE~N
MC COLONEL

With our camera girl, LA LOCA

10PM until the pegasus flies
FREE if you believe . . .

REDLINE TAKEOVER

This Valentines Day, take your lovely out to a fine dinner, enjoy a nice glass of Merlot, nibble some decadent chocolates for dessert, then, the way home, ask the driver of your horse-drawn carriage to take a little detour, downtown, to TEMPLE.

On this very special evening, the lovely ladies of REDLINE will be taking over Compression in the name of St. Valentine to bring you a quality night of thundering, sexual bass. Pulsating, sensual, rumbling bass like only REDLINE can drop.

Single gentlemen, please do not mistake these world class DJ's for mere objects of dirty bass beauty. Like the Pink Ladies to Compression's Fonz, they are some seriously tough chicks that will plant their boot in your ass and their bass in you face. They, like Compression, want you to get laid on Valentine's night, but at the very least will guarantee you get ROCKED.

So pre-order your roses. Have your suit cleaned. And start drinking Gatorade NOW. With REDLINE in the house, things are going to get SWEATY.

REDLINE DJ's on the night include:
KOZEE
ULTRAVIOLET
ROB CANNON
ROOMATE

Photos by LA LOCA

COMPRESSION JANUARY 17, 2007

And check out all the night's photos taken by LA LOCA
We're not even sure of who's DJing on the night, but you can bet yer fucking ASS it will be HOT, with AYE~N, MAL, IVRY, and SHARP burning down the walls, COLONEL conjuring up sexy satan through the power of his WORD, LA LOCA, NAYER, REEBS and the rest of the COMPRESSION ladies going totally apeshit, DIRTYBOI reppin his ass off on the dancefloor, THE BEETS acting like fucking drunken maniacs, KODA flowin' freestyle, and whatever random people that happen in suddenly realizing that DRUM AND BASS is the greatest party music in the world and losing their fucking minds on the like they're old school junglists or some shit.
COMPRESSION FUCKING OWNS IT SON!!